I had to explain what band camp was:
'TOOT TOOT SQUEAK SQUEAK CALM DOWN TRUMPETS DEEP BREATHING EXERCISES INSIDE JOKES FROM THE VETERANS DoNT GET HIT BY THE GUARD FLAGS WATER BREAKS STEP ON THE LEFT FOOT DUT DUT DUT DUT'
i think I nailed it
whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale
this is good
Gonna adopt this method of dealing
So Canada is basically tossing their protection of Humpback Whales in the garbage in order to enable them to put an oil pipeline right through critical habitat territory.
Just in case, y’know, anyone wants to stop talking about moose and maple syrup for a second.
Here, have a petition.